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FAQ's
WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED?
We're based in Europe, but all products are made to order and shipped from the USA through our trusted production partner.
This means your shirt gets printed fresh in the US and shipped directly to you—fast, reliable, and no middlemen.
DO YOU SHIP INTERNATIONALLY?
Currently, we only ship within the United States.
EU shipping is coming soon - we're working on it. Join our email list to be the first to know when we expand shipping to Europe.
For now: USA only. We're starting focused and scaling smart.
WILL I GET A TRACKING NUMBER FOR MY ORDER?
Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with a tracking link so you can follow your package from our facility to your door.
If you don't see the email, check your spam folder (it happens).
WHAT T-SHIRT BRAND DO YOU USE?
Currently: Bella+Canvas 3001 - the gold standard for soft, durable, comfortable tees that don't fall apart after three washes.
Coming soon: Limited drops in Comfort Colors for that extra vintage soft vibe. Sign up for our email list so you don't miss them.
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Retail fit. Side-seamed. Tear-away label. Made in humane, certified facilities.
Not the cheap scratchy stuff.